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Photo: Kanye vs North West! Like father like daughter!!

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Like father like daughter!!!... sounding a little bit peeved. "So you thank your lucky stars, my girl, because in some families you would have come home to very big trouble! A nose stud! At your age! If you come down with blood poisoning, don't blame me!”... Lolz just a joke ...

See The Amazing Look Of Comedian Basketmouth @ 90 As 'Mama Gladys'

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This guy is so funny, Basketmouth, Mama gladys no fit you...i will call u Caityn Jenner, He said below.

#PhotoOfTheDay: Wide Awake Animal Nigga. Checkout this Joke Below.

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Lolzz .. So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. This nigga will be dangerous in the animal kingdom.  Checkout this Joke: Difference Between A Goat And A Sheep. May/June 2015 Biology WAEC Questions INSTRUCTION: Answer All Q2 (a)(i) Mention 9 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep) Check the answer that Akpos gave: The goat when you use it for soup it taste 'waaaaow', but the sheep when you use it for soup, it does not taste 'waaaaow'. Goats give soup perfume especially the boy goat, but sheep don’t give soup perfume. A goat can cross a road wisely but the sheep is very foolish and walks slowly on the road. See more at: http://www.akposjokes.com/joke/difference-between-a-goat-and-a-sheep-1 Twitter: @akposjokesMay/June 2015 Biology WAEC Questions INSTRUCTION: Answer All Q2 (a)(i) Mention 9 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep) Check the answer that Akpos gave: The goat when you ...

Would you split this hot fight?

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Lolz.. Who would dear to come between them, Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you. This guys were off the huk in there sense of reasoning 

#Hilarious: True Or Fouls?

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Ladies, I have read the bible from Genesis to Revelation, and a female angel was not mentioned anywhere. So if he calls you 'Angel' Na wash

#Ghanamustgo: Comic Lord Nkem Owoh On The Way To #Premiere Soon .. With #Jokes.

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Trust this actor Nkem Owoh a.k.a Osuofia, The only actor that goes on-set without a script, He is too  good indeed... Hitting premiere soon. See jokes below...

#Funny: See What Coldness Has Forced Actress Eniola Badmus To Ware

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The lovely actress was so funny looking this way out there in London... I wonder how this white guys would be looking at her(Madness Of Fashion)Lolzz... See Jokes below...

#Jokes: #Funny conversation between doctor And Akpos

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Funny conversation between #doctor: A doctor wrote on his clinic signboard, "Any treatment is $500 and if we cannot treat you, we will pay you $1000." Wanting the $1000 for himself, A guy named Akpos came to the doctor and said, "I can't feel any taste.

#Jokes: TEACHER vs AKPOS. See If Akpos Made A Good Sentence

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Akpos was flogged by his Teacher for his poor performance in an English language test.See what happened next

#Joke: Man takes d wife 2 a night party.

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Funny: That guy will get problem with that eye like that: There’s a guy on the dance floor dancing happily – breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, doing shoki.

#Jokes: See When A 70yrs Old Man Turns To A Baby

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When girls of this days easily forgets who is there daddy and mum: You are 18yrs, your sugar daddy is 70yrs old, and you dey call am 'BABY'. sister he should be Your ANCESTOR.

#Funny: Checkout Actress Funke's Swagry. #ColorBlocking

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This actress is very funny, her color bombing is rely blazing.

#Jokes: Rihana's Expensive Tie

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I like this joke: CUSTOMER: How much is that tie? SALESMAN: $100

#Jokes: 4 The Ladies

A drunk man entered the ladies to ease himself. One of the ladies, disgusted by the man's indiscretion, shouted, "Hey mister! This toilet belongs to the ladies!" Pointing to his thing below, he immediately replied,     "This belongs to the ladies too." A drunk man entered the ladies to ease himself. One of the ladies, disgusted by the man's indiscretion, shouted, "Hey mister! This toilet belongs to the ladies!" Pointing to his thing below, he immediately replied, "This belongs to the ladies too." Facebook ​​​​​ Tweet ​​​​​ 176 13 6,458 Views Older Newer Leave a comment See more at: http://www.akposjokes.com/joke/this-is-for-ladies-too Twitter: @akposjokes

#Jokes: Future Job With #Beyonce

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Father asks his son, what he will like to be in future:  SON: A doctor.  FATHER: Why do you want to be a doctor?

Wow !! See Comedian I Go Die's Beautiful Wife And Kid

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  So this wowo guy know better something... Oh money can movie mountain...  The Worri born comedian shared his beautiful family at his fellow comedian daughter's birthday party.. Called I Go Save, the Tom and Jerry in comedy...

Please Is Comedian #Basketmouth Right About Singer #Akon?

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The Nigerian comedian wrote in a caption saying: Me and one of my fans.......Dec 31st 2005. Please is he right and am wondering who is more of a fan.. Answer...

#PhotoOfTheDay: This Is What You Might See When The Groom Is A Carpenter

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This is very funny, I was actually looking to see more tools Lolz..... Well congrats dear and I love the way he shows his profession. What a magnificent family they'll build together.

See How Funny Football Players Sometimes Forgeting Camera

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   Sometimes this football player happens to act so wired forgetting that cameras are on them this player was captioned by the camera both in intentionally or not intentional, it can make a laugh. See more photos below..

See How Comedian I Go Die Looked When He Never Discovered His Talent

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 See I Go Dye in Epic Throwback Pic but now they form big boy